1. Your sock/underwear inventory
determines laundry day.

2. Bikes seem a lot cooler than they
were in high school.

3. The words "Google" and "Wikipedia"
have become verbs.

4. Procrastination is common, and
usually involves making up an original
Facebook status.

5. Your trash is constantly overflowing,
and the opposite applies to your bank
account.

6. Old School Nintendo and Rock Star
are pretty much the best thing ever.
7. Your neighbors all seem bent on
blowing out your ears out with their
crappy music.

8. You’ve become a culinary chef when
it comes to cooking macaroni or ramen
noodles.

9. You pay $120 for a history book,
open it twice during the semester,
and exchange it for about $12 dollars.

10. It takes significant preparation and
a few people to take out the trash.

11. You have more drinks than food in
your fridge.

12. “Free appetizers” take on a new
and more delicious meaning.

13. Elevators take forever, but you’ll wait
10 minutes just so you don’t have to
climb stairs.

14. You are no longer thankful that fire
alarms are here to protect you, especially
when cooking popcorn.

15. You steal dishes from the cafeteria
just so you don’t have to wash your own.

16. You steal toilet paper instead of buying it.

17. Cars stalk you in the school parking lot
to see if you’re getting into a car.

18. Suddenly your childhood days of free
food and housing seems like a dream
come true.

19. Losing your ID is a tragedy.

20. Printers break down only when you
desperately need them.